Once you go black...
The last half-dozen times that I needed to make some photocopies, ol' Cinderella at the day job crapped out on me. Well, she was actually crappin' out on everybody. I was just one in a very long line of heartbroken suitors, desperately hopin' to rekindle some of the old magic so that I could get what I needed. (You know how guys are.) But it was not be.
When I got back to work today, after having to go back to Chicago for a week, Cinderella was gone. In her place stood Black Beauty. It was love at first touch. (See that touch screen!?)
And while I know that I'm not gonna be the only one that Black Beauty is givin' it up to, I'm certain that nobody in that building is gonna love her like I will.